superwholock-geek:

best-of-memes:

That fork gives me anxiety.

The hammer looks like from a stupid commercial:
Today on ‘Daily Life’ : How to make your ow Mjolmir

en0lagay:

what u said onii-chan

en0lagay:

what u said onii-chan

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

barachan:

prints/merch
1,694,483 plays

ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS